The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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