is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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