Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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