You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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