oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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