just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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