why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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