Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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