She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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