Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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