Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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