The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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