Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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