im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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