the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
