he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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