If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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