For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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