god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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