you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Randomize
