I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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