god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
