well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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