Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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