Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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