Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Randomize
