I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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