so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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