if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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