I'm gonna have a badass scar
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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