So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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