He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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