sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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