found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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