I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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