I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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