they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Randomize
