What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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