I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Randomize
