There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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