i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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