dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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