if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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