Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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