Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
No stitches, just platelets and will power
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
