I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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