Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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