he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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