Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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