Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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