If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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