she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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