his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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